Tom Borland! You got me started on the guitar, were always there for everything when @scott_thomas_borland and I were growing up, went with us when we were an underage band to play in bars, and still managed to be a boxer, a football player, a history teacher, attend Princeton and Yale, get a doctorate in theology, learn 7 languages, and play the banjo... and all I mustered was you getting confused by the wine section in Publix.