this kid’s graced the earth for a quarter of a century. for 25 years he’s been the life of the party, my right hand man for absolutely everything, and the one you can count on for anything. he’s such a wonderful person, and I only take partial credit for training him through bullying and brutal older sister honesty. so proud to be your buddy for life & honored I’ve gotten to witness all 25 years of you. i love you big as the sky twice as far! now let’s celebrate!