After a busy weekend and early week, I finally got the chance to sit down on my stairs to catch a breath. It was in this moment of incredible vulnerability that I was set upon by a small pack of violent, ferocious, and vicious pit bulls - probably the aggressive-breed kind with the “locking jaws.” . . One of them farted behind me while I was typing this so, yeah, they’ve evolved to chemical warfare. . . #pitbulls #pitbullsofinstagram #bluenose #bluenosepitbull #aggressivebreedmyass