Howdy Earth dwellers! We’ve been in a van for far too long, time doesn’t exist anymore, the past is a detailed trickle of self reflection reflecting itself through tongue to brain combat as fading memories intoxicate themselves thoroughly jubilant while donkeys tow, ducks quack, clouds cloud and the sun shines fiercely into the eyes of oncoming drivers, but love prevails! and petrol is fucking expensive! And I miss everyone!!!! Alas, the clock ticks and I with it as my wrinkled brain will tell, but if you’re into happy shit and want a fairytale ending then get a time machine and watch big Walt smoke his first joint and start chirping on about diamond mining dwarves turning pumpkins into dragons. A clever man once told me some stupid shit and a fool ruined my entire foundation with life advice, holes in your socks means you’ve walked a lot, and learnt a lot; and you’ve now read a lot! Anywhoooooo... Only 3 more shows to go until our shackles come off and we can once again return to The Shire and live out Tolkiens dreams 🥹 San Diego - SOLD THE FUCK OUT LA - last show of the USA run - DEVASTATINGLY CLOSE TO BEING SOLD THE FUCK OUT Then onto Mexico for the first time in our blips! Onwards thirsty soldiers, marching off to beer! Criddy says Amen 🙏 📸 @izquierdo11
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