Tell Symone I’m not going to approve that girl she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiley, she sent me dirty, tired, and paunchy. Then RSVP Yes to the Michael Kors party—I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. Then call Natalie at Glorious Foods and tell her no, for the 40th time. No! I don’t want dacquoise, I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then tell Richard I saw the pictures he sent for that feature on female paratroopers and they’re all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely slender female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really. Also I need to see all the things that Nigel has pulled for Gwenyth’s second cover try. I wonder if she’s lost any of that weight yet. And finally send tuberos to @the.peterdo congratulating them on their first runway show yesterday. That’s all.