You’ve been waiting four years for it, and now it’s finally here: the only officially licensed replica jersey of Team Death. This pro-level jersey is the only soccer jersey that will actually give you the power to bicycle kick the head right off your opponents and into the net from 30 meters out. But hurry because the Team Death Soccer Jersey is selling out quickly, and there’s only 1 minute of stoppage time. Link in bio. #liquiddeath #murderyourthirst #deathtoplastic