Seen here in the brief quiet moments before the rush of the crowd, the “Welcome Whip Reception” boasted a jaw-dropping edible menagerie in honor of Vacation, Inc.’s inaugural Classic Whip SPF 30 shipment. We’re thrilled to say that that the celebratory whip-kickoff was a “phenomenal success” and a “night to remember,” particularly due to the life-sized Tampa Bay Soufflé Swans provided by resident bartender (and celebrated Minnesota butter sculptress), Bertie Hertz. Though the well-stocked do-it-yourself martini mixing station ran dry sooner than anticipated, the increasingly cheerful nature of the event made for an optimal introduction to the newest member in our growing ensemble of leisure-enhancing technologies. To those concerned, please note that Keith of Chaise Pillow Plumping was not harmed when his hips met with the life-sized Tuna-Whip-and-Shrimp Flamingo centerpiece during a company-wide rendition of the Macarena. However, all will be happy to hear that Phoebe, Director of Perfumery Linguistics, informed us that the bits of loose shrimp did not in fact damage the interior of her faux leather handbag. It should be advised that any missing footwear from last evening, or forgotten complimentary goodie bags of Classic Whip SPF 30 and company-favorite confections, can be found via the Leisure Lost and Found (LLF) located behind the concierge desk. The Vacation® Leisure Executive Committee (V-LEC) would like to extend a warm “Thank You,” to all who came out in their finest post-pool attire and made this event, and it’s namesake Classic Whip SPF 30 a monumental leisure-inspired achievement.