I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean your twin is Bill from “The Monkey” and you’re simultaneously both The Monkey from “The Monkey” and Gay Little Monkey at the Apple Store? 🦇 🕷️ 🕸️ My favorite part of the night was during the costume contest I HOSTED ALONE, I fully told everyone I stopped paying attention and that “maybe if you clap louder I’ll remember next time”. Hire me to host all your events 🤭