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IMPORTANT COMPANY ANNOUNCEMENT: Corporate is thrilled to announce that our highly anticipated Labor Day Sale Event, renowned from Palm Beach to Key West, is now LIVE from September 2nd through Monday, September 5th. This year we are boasting a 20% off site-wide promotion over the aforementioned timespan, and we urge all friends, family and employees (both honorary and salaried) to take advantage of this limited time offer.
While the Sale does include the full span of Vacation, Inc. product offerings, previously discounted bundles (and gift vouchers) are NOT included. We will not disclose the details of the entire incident, but the riotous, record-breaking turnout of last year’s Sale, coupled with some “creative” sales tactics by our oft-wiley Regional Sales Director and Part-Time Company Accountant, Ray Smith, lead us to institute this policy for the health and safety of all potential customers and employees.
While we applaud Mr. Smith’s gumption and entrepreneurial spirit, we can assure you that this year, there will be no structurally unsound shrimp cocktail towers, and absolutely no incentives for customers OR employees to attempt to reach the tower summit. All food sculptures available during the sale will remain under the corporate-approved height mandates.
That being said, please feel free to peruse our state-of-the-art website now to preemptively prepare your pool bag with leisure-inducing deals as hot as our Lobby Jacuzzi, only at Vacation.inc
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