And the Emmy for Outstanding Mail-Ordered Ponytail goes to... First I want to give honor to @lagutey who is first in my life. She watched me attach this ponytail for a full hour AFTER watching me do my makeup for another full hour. You made me go to a party and now I’m acting like it’s the only place I’ve ever been. Thank you, friend 🥹 I want to thank my arms for being strong enough to slick my hair back at its most unruly times like last Friday. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 I’ve been preparing for this ponytail since I was 13 years old. And shout out to the brown ampro pro style gel from my youth! I can’t risk the stains now so I use the green one but I loved your dark sticky ass back then. 🤎🤎🤎 And finally, I just want to say... Ponytails are usually hard for me and make me even more late to stuff than I’m naturally inclined to be. So I wanna thank ME for leaning into my lateness to get this ponytail on my head! Nobody said I couldn’t do it and I did it anyway! 🙏🏽 Stay tuned for more selfies from days I think I looked cute but not enough people got to see me! 📸