Seems like everyone I know is in Italy this summer, and now I know why. If this feminist king is the type of inventory I’d be working with, I'm hopping on the next direct flight to Rome. There are quite a few unholy things I’d like to do to show just how powerful a woman can be, and only some of them involve licking the cream out of a pastry shell. #HolyCannoli #ForgiveMeFather #OrShouldISayDaddy #hotdudesreading