I can’t see what this meaty man is reading, but I hope it’s nothing about “How to Avoid a Stage 5 Clinger” because I’m about to latch on for dear life. With tats like that, I’m about to release my wiggle, my jiggle and every single button of every article I’m wearing right now. #BreakMySoul #AndMyBed #AndWhateverElseHeWants #hotdudesreading