I get a text from her saying “I want you to slit and load my potato with your meat and make it extra creamy papi” I get excited. I invite her over. I make her a Cheesy Carne Asada Loaded Potato. When she arrives, she immediately throws the potato across the room and says “You’re so slow! I want a show not a potato. Let me see it grow” I gave her a strip show. I kicked her out after she wanted to suck on my toe #loadedpotato #carneasada #easyrecipes