*TV STATIC* News-anchor voice [scruffy tone]: “We interrupt your program to announce that valley boy olea will be opening for rap legend @jidsv in San Francisco on Friday, April 15Th. Per our source @djdialspresents, it will be a star studded event featuring @anotherpartyfam and even more ‘wickedly talented Bay Homies.’ We’re being told that you should grab your tickets now before they sell out @1015sf... *confused look + pause *Anchor (you), right hand over ear* I’m sorry, we are receiving more details now... we are being advised that if you go, ‘pull up with a fruit platter’... ...well... that is all for this mornings announcement...” 👨🏽‍💼👩🏻‍💼 📸: @mikeyavila