Hello from One-Deadline-Down-land!​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​ First off, I want to start with some bad news -- my event tonight in Columbia, SC, has been cancelled. I'm sorry to everyone who was looking forward to coming out and supporting me.​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​ But the good news is! I'll be signing over at the Barnes & Noble in Forest Acres (@bnforestacres) in November! I'll let y'all know about the details of that closer to then.​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​ In the meantime, please accept this photo of Paprika in her Shame Onesie Because She Hasn't Pooped In 3 Days. (It's an ongoing saga. The plot's really shitty, though.)