I know how it is. We’re both just vibing through the appointment, and you’re having fun while getting pretty. 😌 But we are also hustling and working to get you ready for your event in a timely matter. So many outside factors slow us down in the process, especially interruptions during the eye and lip process. So can we stop doing this? 🤗😂 1. You think you’re helping us by contorting your lips while we apply product... but you’re actually making us work harder. How am I supposed to give you a crisp lip line if your mouth is flapping like a fish out of water? Gonna end up looking like the Joker if you keep it up 🤡 2. Why lick your lips during application? I put a $25 lip mask on your lips... so I know they aren’t dry. Are we at a makeup tasting? Now I gotta triple sanitize because you’re being strange.🫣 3. Y’all wait until we have lipstick in hand to become Caresha Winfrey. Been silent the whole appointment and now you wanna start a podcast? Caresha PLEASE 👄 🎤 4. EAT BEFORE MAKEUP. In dire situations I’ll allow it, but you gotta meet me halfway. I’m not trying to clean up food crumbs and wipe lipstick off your nose because you decided to eat like you’re competing at state fair. 😒 HELP US HELP YOU! Just chill and enjoy the process . You can go back to being chaotic and carefree when we’re done 💋 #muaproblems #lifeofamua #lifeofamakeupartist