My dogs are Pet of the Month at our apartment in Chicago, and I'm obsessed with the bio JBZ wrote for them: "Falcor is the once-thought-evolutionarily-impossible mix of a Crocodile and Coyote. She has gone to great lengths to disguise herself as a dog, and almost gets away with it. Equally at home feasting on the decayed remains of long dead creatures found in the woods, or consuming portions of actual tires. Falcor is bright, feisty, loves to play, and has no problem demanding all your attention. In sharp relief is BoJack, her older brother, and Best Dog in the World five years running. Some might describe him as Prince of Dogs, but BoJack is far too humble to accept such praise. BoJack likes ball, and playing tug. He delights in being a good boy, is easy around other dogs, and relaxed...unless you are running a vacuum, or wearing a hat. HE HATES HATS."