TELLY ALERT! My movie 'The Kid Who Would Be King' is on Channel 4 here in the UK this afternoon at 2.10pm. It had a much better slot last weekend and was pick of the day in all the newspapers and mags but got unceremoniously bumped because of some postponed bloody rugby match. Plus it was rainy last weekend so more kids would have been inside watching TV. Instead it’s been shoved straight after lunch today on what looks like being a blazing afternoon. On the plus side, after today it’ll be available to stream for free on All4 for seven days and it's on Disney+ all over the world and every streaming service known to man. Pass me another of those delicious sour grapes would you please, Channel Four schedulers?