Like any gorgeous gorgeous IBD girlie I took a bunch of Imodium while we were away, so it’s time for a MASSIVE DUMP now I’m home. Somehow, I’d never had a friends holiday because I don’t have any friends, so this time I paid @sarahleadonlan @eddo and @queerhistorian to be my friends and come to Gran Canaria with me for a week. They didn’t enjoy it but they kept me well entertained so I allowed them to eat the crumbs that fell off my all inclusive plate. Srsly tho, what absolutely stupid fun. No notes 10/10.