PACIFIC POSING POUCH ALERT! Back in 2003, in our BBC show ‘Adam & Joe Go Tokyo’, Adam and I visited the top showbiz agent for ‘Gaijin’ (Westerners) in Japan, as part of our attempt to become superstars over there. This is (a bit of) what happened. And if I look really happy when she tells Adam he’s too short to be a model, that’s because I was.