exodusprowrestling
Sep 29
#exoODE
“From #Princesses to “Pretty Boys” to #Slimeballz and “Buns,”
We, as individuals, are part of a #Collective.
This is a land of #Lords, #Caesars, and “Kings Unchained.”
#JVTeam no more. All worthy are welcomed to our #MajorLeague.
Regardless if you’re an #AlienatedYouth, it’s a #FannyPackParty, and you’re invited.
#YeaBoi
Yes, we are #HandsomeAndGorgeous.
And yes, our #UltraStar is rising.
Yes, we are the #MostMarketable we can be,
Yet we remain #StrictlyBusiness.
We are #BattleBorn. #Warriors of Aztec descent.
Whether you’re a #Backlund shooting a half,
A #Beale chugging a #Busch, or
A #CowPoke riding into the sunset—this isn’t just a #MayaWorld.
It’s yours too.
A #CULTure,
A #Church,
Our #Art.
And our #TiME is now.
The #TopTerritory? The #BestInTheMidwest?
We turn the #Paige on self-praise.
Because the only thing that matters is, together, we Exodus Pro are #overMAN.
(@carson_drake_ was specifically left out of this post because he’s a d*%k)
Thus Spoke,
@therealec3”
exodusprowrestling
Sep 29
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