First up in our parade of pint sized performers is the they, the them, the legend @contains_mild_peril 😱⚠️😱⚠️😱 Mild Peril is a professional idiot, mediocre singer and Camilla Parker-Bowles impersonator. Some stupid people were sufficiently entertained by their performances around immigration, vaginas and the royal family to put them through to the finals of Lipsync 1000 and Top of the Slops. They're 5'8 normally but in heels they are terribly arthritic. Splits as frequently as their trousers do. Having seen them embarrass themselves in two competitions so far, we can't wait to see what kind of shit show they give you at NoTallMen! 💖😱💖⚠️💖 Ticket link it bio! No Tall Men 2nd November @thekaraokehole Doors 7pm/Show 8pm