Just a girl auditioning for your Mama's heart and for the "vibes," bro... ❤️ An empty profile went out of its way to send me 19 messages on IG, emails, and FB to remind me that I'm fat and body positivity is over. 😬🤷🏾‍♀️ They ranged from projections about men not wanting to be with me, how I must smell, and what I eat. I wish y'all could do a better job with these mediocre, overused jokes. I don't do "unpopular opinions," but I'm okay with distributing disrespect back to the sender of hateful messages. You can't be doing something constructive if you have this much free time trying to court me. Let's make this clear: ➡️ I don't work out for the male or female gaze. ➡️ I don't need new love interests, as I'm happily married and the current market needs a tetanus shot beforehand. ➡️ My stomach ain't blocking me from opportunities, but certain your hygiene stopped you from entering rooms. ➡️ I promise you that your gums can out deadlift me. ➡️ I will send your father back from that cigarette run when you put the podcast equipment down. ➡️ You should use a VPN next time, but I'll be kind. ➡️ I know a bottle of Jergens must hate to see you coming. I wish you hopes and wash rags this summer.