On my NYC trip Freya and I had this airbnb 2 bedroom apartment w a sticky lock, which she was able to open when we first arrived. A morning when I came back w groceries and couldn’t open the door, she came out and said “I’m completely confident in my ability to show you how to unlock this,” closing the door w the key stuck in it. We sat at the entrance of the building watching Red Letter Media and eating trail mix until the elderly landlady who didn’t speak English came in a hour and had me get out a ladder under the backyard debris to climb through the second story and unlock the apartment from inside. Anyways, this is the backyard with all the delectable debris. New multiday multistate adventures w @vomit20000 starting this week.