My biggest flex is that in fourth grade my school offered people who read and took a test on this specific list of 15 books a sleepover at the library so I read all 15 books and it turned out that I was the only one in the whole school who actually did it so they gave me a $50 target gift card and put me on the schoolmorning news instead and when everyone found out they went mental so the next year a bunch of people read the books and we actually had a sleepover in the library and it was the most epic thing ever