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People who be like “nyc isn’t dead” have no actual idea what living is. Paying $5,000/month to be surrounded by people who just moved here when pandemic rents dropped and post “it’s New York or Nowhere” is not only death, it’s the seventh level of hell. Throw in the hopping over piles of human excrement and running from junkies like your very own Walking Dead episode, or playing Guess Which Person is Going to Randomly Attack or Rob Me, and the value increases. But wait, there’s more. Politics. Nobody does corruption and backwards crime prevention like New York City. And wait until you figure out that you’re too poor to afford it here, but too rich to scam the system like everyone else. Yea, nah. New York is dead y’all. And, miraculously, still dying. Come for me in the comments, lovelies ✌🏼
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