Got some slammin' shows on sale right GD now. You might be on vacation or doing something that doesn't involve "work", but with the magic of technology you can procure tickets to any of these shows from the comfort of wherever you are. For example, if you have a phone you could order tickets from any of these locations : 1. The gas station. 2. A boat. 3. A rooftop party (be careful!). 4. Sitting on a bench, alone. 5. Smoking in your parents garage. 6. Swimming (water proof phone recommended). 7. A cave full or snakes. 8. A plane full of snakes. 9. While you're watching Snakes On A Plane on a plane. 10. While you're changing Snakes On A Plane on a plane cuz Snakes On A Plane is a bad movie. Link in bio. OK love you bye 🙃