listen up ladies and gendermen. i know a lot of you work out to grow & “sculpt” your ass or whatever. but do you know how much time & effort it takes to grow a SECOND ASS on your back? that’s right - a fucking LOT. nothing less than 27 years of carrying the burdens of all of womankind on your shoulders, to be exact. lend me a fucking hand will ya? the upside is, once the skill starts matching the muscle, it’s over for you hoes 🤝