i’ve never talked about this publicly but when i was 11 my school class went to visit the @merck biochemical lab in my hometown Darmstadt and during the tour of the main production floor one of the boys pushed me off the ledge of the walkway into a tank full of pure steroid hormones. that’s right. i was submerged in pure natural testosterone for about 3 minutes before they managed to pull me out and rush me to the nearest hospital. the doctor told my mom i wasn’t going to make it, at least not as a woman. but i did. i pulled through and pulled up to become the highest t bitch in the game. been this way ever since and haven’t once looked back. you wanna know what happened to the boy? i *accidentally* choked him dead during sex a couple years later. oh, and that doctor? she was a woman.