A message from Pirulinpinpina regarding the botched Monkeypox vaccine rollout in NYC: “Dearest At-risk Community: Many sorry’s and good lucks to those affected by lack of monkeypox vaccine appoin’t-ments. When i graciously took side job as vaccination Official (thank you Julio for allowing time off) I said to myself ‘piru, you got this.’ Saddly I was INCORRECT! But life is Good! Complaining I am not. But see what happened is the appointments come in the shape of marbles, which I manually move to the machine. Unfortunately for gays, I dropped the marbles while having an epiphany about toxic-relationships with my Church. But i want to help gay. So please stay tunned for more marbles. Stay calm. This is serious. However DO NOT HUG and PLEASE no pornography!!!!!!!! Let’s get this monday right!