fun idea: taking all the anti-aging beauty pressure they put on us and applying it to our insides instead. Image 1 Description: dark green background with cream text that reads: “Reverse Aging the Easy Way!” Dress head to toe in your favorite color / come up with a secret handshake / ask someone to cut the crust off of your sandwich / make some imaginary friends / buy a pair of rollerblades / draw a stick figure portrait of your family / hide something under your bed / write in your diary / eat more pizza / scream in delight / get a goldfish and name him something like The Fish Prince of Bowl-Air / perfect a few knock-knock jokes / and magic tricks / and at least one weird thing you can do with your joints/eyeballs/tongue / love like no one’s watching / dance like everyone is / hunt for four leaf clovers / get lost in a daydream / stay out after curfew / make a grand gesture to your crush / tell everyone who is mean to you that they’re not invited to your birthday party / or that your dad can beat up theirs / or that you are rubber and they are glue / place glow in the dark stars on your bedroom ceiling / next to a poster of a celebrity heartthrob / across from your inflatable dELiA*s chair / sing yourself to sleep / relax into the truth that there are no monsters in the closet / that fun is a worthwhile pursuit / and maybe—just maybe— you were put on this earth to enjoy yourself. Image 2: a photo of a checkout-aisle magazine with the headline, “reverse aging the easy way!” 🤢