We thought this would make a funny standee, so we printed up a few. Independent bookshops: If you want one of these, shoot me a DM and we’ll pop it in the mail. They’re free — we just ask that you put it up in the store for a spell when the book comes out. 8.5 x 11 on heavy card stock — technically, probably too small to qualify as a “standee” but that’s what I always call ‘em.