AHHHHH!!!! MY KNEES!!! F*CK YOU, GRAVITY! I'M HERE TRYING TO RUN AT MY SEXY PACE AND HERE YOU ARE, PULLING ME BACK DOWN TO EARTH! AHHHHHH!! GAH, ALSO F*CK YOU TOO ALBERT EINSTEIN AND YOUR THEORY OF RELATIVITY!! I'M OUT HERE TRYING TO GET MY MILES IN, F*CK A THEORY!! IM ROCKING MY NEW WRAP GS AND BLOCKING OUT ALL THIS GRAVITY NONSENSE! SHOP THESE GOODRS: SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY LINK IN BIO TO SHOP!