You can’t make this stuff up. When faced with the decision of what products to “unite” against in stores, fitness instructor and spiritual safety expert Mychal Prieto considered cigarettes, vapes, alcohol, and caffeinated sugar bombs. But ultimately he decided that our silly water is the most dangerous product in stores because he believes its molecular structure is actually being changed by the words on the can. However, he doesn’t specify what the new molecular structure is or why the new molecules are unhealthy? He also doesn’t specify what languages or slang water speaks and whether or not water understands abbreviations like LOL, emojis, or sarcasm. #liquiddeath #deathtoplastic #murderyourthirst #proudlynotforeveryone