Woof! We've had a busy week in the studio reading submissions for our Masturbatory Reader AND FDBNHLLLTTFPARODY. Thank you to everyone who submitted to either, or both! You'll be hearing from us soon, you filthy lot.. watch this space for some steamy things on their way... ID: Marge Simpson reclining on a pillow with an exhausted and dreamy smile on her face. Clutched to her chest is a copy of a romance novel called 'LOVE IN THE TIME OF SCURVY'.