Little know fact about white suits. Back on this very day September 25, 1949 a man by the name of Peter Fradruckle (funny enough he is actually my great uncle) began his day just like any other. He woke up , had his morning kombucha(yes that did exist in 1949 don’t let all this propaganda fool you) and though to himself... today is the day where I will inflict a change on the world. Peter, miserable with his life, wife , and the full set of knives in his kitchen decided he was tired of blending in and wanted to stand out of the crowd like the true peacock he knew he was. Peter headed over to his local 7/11 (yes that also existed in the 1940s look it up!) to buy all the supplies he knew he absolutely needed to get the job done. A little soap, some hair dye, toe nail clippers, a brass spoon, and most importantly a new mysterious liquid that was hot and fresh on the market.... Bleach! Peter was so ready to become this new man that he ran home so fast he ended up tumbling into a 4 foot deep puddle. The bleach flew everywhere all over him and his old brown suit. As Peter stood up from that puddle he noticed a strange smell but he proceeded to run home to tell his wife all about his genius idea. As he was walking back people were absolutely in awe of his appearance. Women began screaming and crying running after him, men began to fall to their knees to succumb to the king they knew was in their prescience, even the Non-binary people shed a small tear in honor of Peters new found beauty. Peter began to realize that that fall must have changed him into something the world has never quite seen before. Curious to see what all the commotion was about Peter took out his iPhone 3 to take a photo to see what he looked like. It was 1949 so iPhones didn’t have the front facing camera so he had to try and find someone to take this photo for him. Problem is he was just so beautiful people would faint in his presence... Eventually he gave up on trying to find someone so he went to his nearest Marshall’s to use the only mirror that was in his town. Everyone was so impressed by him they made a path for him right to the mirror, kinda like Moses u know! (Contd in comments )