The cold rolled in like a bad memory, the dewy yellow morning light was now a grey blue biting chill that gnawed at Jack's exposed legs.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Jack's inventory was as followed:⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ · Compass⁣⁣ · Eagle Scout issued tan pleated shorts⁣⁣ · Ripped Eagle Scout issued tan summer button up shirt⁣⁣ · Stick of Strawberry Hubba Bubba⁣⁣ · Jack's Jack Knife⁣⁣ · Sling Shot (stolen from older brother)⁣⁣ · Rare Birds of the Pacific Northwest paperback (first edition) ⁣⁣ · 4 Cats Eye marbles⁣⁣ · 1 page ripped from the February 1963 issue of Playboy magazine featuring a very nude Toni Ann Thomas⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ He was ill prepared, but vengeance often is. If Jack could make it through this summer nights unseasonably subzero temperatures, he could make it to the forestry station by first light, and kill the Nazi General posing as an Oregon National Parks Ranger. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Is there a merit badge for murdering your own father? Find out next week on "Scout's Honour". ⁣⁣ Please join us this evening for interesting audio provided by @dj_d.dee, and please enjoy one of our new menu items.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ NEW MENU ITEM ALERT:⁣⁣ If we had 4 dollars for every time someone asked us to put Kalbi ribs on the menu than well, no one has asked us to put Kalbi ribs on the menu so we don't have any four dollars. But anyway here they are - scrumptious and thicc, house marinated, grilled Kalbi Short Ribs (from Two Rivers Meat). They are beefy and delicious, just like you.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Exert from the non-existent serial novel "Scout's Honour" by Dylan Noir / New Menu edit by Rhek / Beefy photo by @sincerelyhana / Playboy card of Toni Ann Thomas stolen from eBay⁣⁣ ⁣⁣