The year is 2002. Controversy strikes as the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City debut the first same-sex couple to compete in pairs figure skating since the sports beginning. The audience gasps as the 2 prettiest and wettest women they’ve ever seen take to the ice and perform a mind-blowing performance of “Our God is an Awesome God” full of twists, leaps and whale sperm. The pair go on to win the gold and the audience, covered in the previously mentioned sperm as well as Willow’s blood after she was decapitated by Denali, flies out of their seats and onto the ice because they are so h-word for what they have just seen. All is good in America. 💦 All can be seen in @denalifoxx bio link!