imam tjelesnu građu djeteta! That means ‘Croatia has the bluest of water’ - atleast that’s what a local told me when I asked how to say it. But like actually tho. The water here is looking like a bag of salt and vinegar Miss Vickie’s and leaves you feelin like one of the chips because of how salty it is. You get out lookin like sandpaper and have enough sodium that you could replenish the 2015 Seahawks. If you got the ocean water in your eyes you’d just instantly go blind if you blinked one time. The food wasn’t too salty tho. Actually quite delectable. One of my favourite food countries. And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again dangnabbit - Croatia has the best pizza I’ve ever had (sorry Italy). They also have the tightest (🫦) roads. This one road I went down got narrower and narrower to the point where I literally almost wedged my rental car between two buildings like Austin powers in the golf cart in that one scene (if you get it you get it). Back to the water situation. Croatia’s water ocean water is so salty it’d boil immediately. Croatia’s water ocean water is so salty if someone with high blood pressure swam in it they’d go into shock. Croatia’s water ocean water is so salty that it’d thumbs up respond your text and block you on Instagram. Looks awesome tho and is a great exfoliant - smooth like a babies butt after toweling off.