The sad face in this picture belongs not to me but to my new best friend, the 1960s era Little Miss No Name. Sixty or so years ago, some geniuses at Hasbro Toys, who were probably fired, dreamed up this doll—a homeless hungry waif in a ragged dress that looks like Comme des Garcons—meant to be an answer to the selfish cold debutante Barbie. Gee, I wonder why Little Miss No Name bombed? Even I, who considers myself an expert on all things doll-related, had never heard of her. But when Michael Musto unearthed a commercial for this poor thing on youtube, and showed it to our Movie Club, I squeaked in my most pathetic voice, “I want her! I want Little Miss No Name!” So the club chipped in, did some deep diving on eBay, and guess who I unwrapped on my birthday earlier this week? Please note her removable tear (some offerings on eBay are tear-less, but who wants one of those?) and her heart-breaking expression. You would think she would be happy to be in Lynnie’s Toytown, but she looks as miserable as I ever. Want to see her up close and personal? Then tune in to the Mickey & Lynn Show at 6 pm tonight on Instagram Live, thought it will be sans Mickey, since he is in Spain living the high life and staying in some town where he claims the cell phone tower burned down and he can’t get Wifi. Replacing him for one night only is the fabulous Lee Kimble, our dear friend and fellow Movie Club buddy and a man of many talents, who designed the Mickey & Lynn Show mug, wrote our theme music, and will no doubt have many amusing tales to tell. See you later! @musto184