Other cornhole sets merely promise hours of fun. But our new Murderhole Game Set promises to terrorize you and your family for hours on end! This hand-crafted wooden cornhole set uses our patent-pending Terror Beacon technology that implants horrifying doom in the deepest regions of your brain after just 2 seconds of looking directly at the artwork. Then when you sleep, your brain unlocks this part of your subconscious and sends you into a psychotic cornhole nightmare. Some wake up. Some don’t. With art from acclaimed cornhole artist Julian Akbar, we honestly can’t really recommend that you buy these. But if you don’t heed our warnings and still want it, you should probably buy it right now before it sells out. #liquiddeath #murderyourthirst #deathtoplastic