Turkey: (noun) an overrated holiday protein and also a beautiful country. This year for thanksgiving I was inside turkey rather than the opposite. But it was probably just as dry. Normally, it’s the big sleepy chicken bird but this year it was a dusty old desert with no gravy to save it. And honestly this could become a new tradition. I think that it’s a pretty big red flag when everyone knows that the main course of a meal is better the next day in sandwich form. So why not just empty your bank account on around the globe flights, spend more money than needed on a visa by reading a currency conversion wrong, and then watch some tourist sardine can resembling balloons float up and down. Seeing these balloons provoked the thought of how they would work as a day to day form of transportation, and what others would think of it. Like parents are worried about their daughter getting picked up by a guy on a motorcycle, but imagine her next date descends from the sky in a big fire powered floating lightbulb. I personally would be conflicted as to if I should be worried or impressed. Because on one hand that thing could just get blown away like Mini Cooper in a hurricane, but on the other hand that guy could be a master of the winds (insert fart joke?) and that must be impressive - right? Or is it just kind of a “oh wow that’s neat” type of beat? Idk. Long story short, have a bow and arrow on hand once you have a daughter incase she decides to bring home Bertrand Piccard and you need to halt his big floating steed. #blueboarding