it’s @mlb all star week baby and it’s in LA hosted by my @dodgers!!! Life is funny. The All-Star Game would’ve been in LA in 2020 if it weren’t for the pandemic. I was so bummed when it got cancelled because it was the same year the Houston Trashcans cheating scandal broke. I wanted to boo all the Astros into utter oblivion in exchange for losing my voice forever like Ariel. It would’ve been the most glorious, most raucous scene in all my years as a baseball fan. Fast forward a few years later, and instead I get to watch my boys @thejudge44 @yordan4342 @polarpete20 @sandyalcantaramph who are absolutely carrying my dominant fantasy team to what is hopefully my first chip ever (❤️❤️❤️ i love you you sexy beasts) AND I get to watch my BOY @simuliu shine in the celebrity all star game 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 life is funny. Life is good.