“Jarrod Rebecchi’s International Jaw Convention” - Folks I ask you to lend me your jaw for a moment. We are jawn here for a very special occasion Ladies and Gentlemen, punters and munters welcome to Jarred Rebecchi’s international jaw convention. We’ve had special guests and services to come in and widen the doors for all your swinging jaws. Some of the guests that have cared to join us at this special event include, The mighty Stephen Jawkins, gamer Leeeerrrrrroy Jawkins, Janis Jawplin, Jaws the shark, Jaws the fucked up guy from bond, Jude Jaw, Jaws of the Jungle, Jaws Costanza and straight from Brooklyn rapper Joey Jaw Ass. Please jaw in for a massive ajaws for the guests. This weekend please don’t bite off more then you can chew. We want no injawries, so everyone please enjaw the weekend. Lets just take a moment to enjaw the moment we all first lost our jaws and let’s pay a little respect to Carl Barown Sharen Sharon Strazelecki Jarrod Rebecchi Jesaulenko Speckies!!!!!!! God thanks for eckies #peaceloveandbickies