Another Thursday means another chance to investigate the crime scene in our underoos courtesy of a delicious piece of gabagool. #WheresMariskaHargitay #CueLawAndOrderTheme #TwerkToTheWoodwindSection. So, #ThotNaysh, it’s time to wax hoetic about today’s honoree: actor and heartthrob @winstoncduke! ⠀ Winston No Middle Name Duke put our hearts and below parts in a vice grip thanks to his breakthrough role in 2018’s “Black Panther.” When he appeared on the big screen, all I thot was, “If M’baku wants to blow out my back-u, go for it; I have health insurance. #ThanksSAGAftra.” The man is FIONE! Peep the stats: he’s 6’5” 😳😳😳. Few things are hotter than when a bitch gotta be in perma up dog posish while standing just so they can gaze into their man’s eyes. Like if I’m not getting a skosh of sciatica from all the back bending I gotta do to kiss you, I don’t want it. But it’s not just the height. ⠀ 1010Wins (that’s for all my NYC radio lovers) has gorgeous brown eyes, a stunning smile, and a body-ody-ody that deserves its own statue at HOE-MA, an unofficial spinoff of MOMA, the Museum of Modern Art. At HOE-MA, heauxes are free to roam around and look at hot pieces captured in various art mediums. Shockingly, we are on the brink of closing because everyone is like, “We have the internet and can look at hot people for free.” Good. Point. Another good point? Dude is not just a smoke show. He’s hella talented. ⠀ This Tobagonian king earned a BFA in theater from the University of Buffalo. After taking a year off to pursue acting, Duke went to that Yale School of Drama where he earned his MFA and became friends with “Black Panther” co-star Lupita Nyong’o and he’s been stacking his resume with roles on “Modern Family,” “Us,” “Person of Interest,” “Avengers: Endgame,” & more. The man is just getting started! So, if Mountain Bae wants to “Spencer” my “Confidential,” only one set of lips will be sealed. 😩😱😏😳 HALP! TAKE MY PHONE AWAY! ⠀ Congrats, Winston on being a talented hottie with thicc thighs that saves lives and fills out every pair of shorts/pants. We can’t wait to see what you do next (🙋🏾‍♀️)! Welcome to the #ThirstyThursday Hall of Fame! #WinstonDuke