Everybody, please take a minute of your day to wish a happiest of birthdays to my old man, @scottjxb. This fella is cooler than a cucumber. He’s a master of the dad-pun, fluent in multiple forms of sarcasm, and sips down a martini more stylishly than Bond himself. Those that know him know there’s nobody out there like him. Top tier dad, husband and Jidu (grandpa for those non-Syrians). They broke the mold when they made you, Scotty! Here’s to another 71. Happy birthday, Dad. Love you!