Hello Upper East Siders, and welcome to another #WaldorfWednesday! Since @jessicaszohr and I talked about Blair's community service 'fit in our recap of season two, episode 17, "Carrnal Knowledge," on "XOXO" today (link in bio to listen!) I knew there was no other choice for today's style dissection. Let's take a peek together, shall we? It's no Naomi-in-Dolce, but B picks up trash in Central Park — or, rather, directs Dorota to do it for her — in this bright red coat from...H&M! We love a high-low queen. It's belted at the back to create a nice waist and it's perfect for standing out when your father comes looking for his little angel. It also matches these darling little plaid flats by Robert Clergerie — which, with the black patent toe caps and mary jane straps, matches her black patent tote, also by Robert Clergerie! When Blair brings her minions to plot in the ladies' room, we see that underneath she's wearing an adorable cream cardigan from Nanette Lepore and a balloon skirt from Vince. And of course, when Dorota delivers their burner phones, they're in a Louis Vuitton monogram Noé bag, originally intended for carrying champagne. But the sweet feeling of revenge will only last as long as her last lip gloss application. You know you love me!