1. Shout out to everybody who told me to keep these sunglasses 2. I dye my hair legit a half a shade darker, nobody understands why, not even me, it’s not noticeable to anyone ...it’s just a weird obsession I have and it gives me peace of mind knowing I have it the EXACT shade I want it 3. This martini was fucking disgusting and I accidentally flung paint in it so I didn’t even finish it 4. Puppy 5. Baby who just wasn’t that into me 6. Coming soon🟦 7. A love-hate relation 8. I bought these raspberries at a Target in STL, flew them in my carry on, stored them in the hotel fridge for 2 days, and then funneled them into my throat at a spa in Vegas hungover