Here’s to you, x @sedated.ltd I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then.. you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then.... You finish off as an orgasm. Xx My next life. Sign my up @sedated.ltd George Carlin (1937-2008)