After I bought a Peloton everything in my life changed. Suddenly I became certified #hustla. I started to unlock the robust thighs and buns I always wanted. Now I worship Alex Toussaint, Robin Arzon, and Cody Rigsby like GODS they are. My dream is to one day teach a class of my own. My username is "Corp" and my hashtag is #ThiccBoi. Add me if you think you can handle the smoke. Needless to say, I now live my life in Zone 5 and ain't nobody better than me. See you on the leaderboard, scrubs. Don't forget to high-five me as I pass you. #thiccboi #feelgoodfam #sweatwithswagger #peloton